Thursday, March 1, 2012

Hi! I'm Inappropriate!


Part of a Group Fitness Instructor's job is selecting appropriate music for each workout session. Does this mean I can't just play "Low" by Flo Rida, fifteen times in a row, like I do for my own workouts?




Well timed booty slaps raise aerobic intensity by 14%.*


According to the exam content outline, I should know something about music licensing laws. Group fitness classes in a for-profit situation, are considered public performance. Playing my legally-downloaded copy of "Low" in class is a copyright violation! Luckily most fitness centers have a blanket license, covering the music played by their instructors.

Another option would be to purchase music that is specially licensed for use in fitness classes. Pre-fab programs like Zumba, often come with their own licensed music.

The book also mentions using a drum machine or synthesizer to create your own music. WAY too much work! WAIT, would that give me an excuse to buy one of those awesome 80's keyboard-guitar thingies? Please say yes.

Other considerations besides not getting sued:

Volume:

I must bump "Low" at a volume below 85 decibels. That's slightly louder than an alarm clock (80 dB), but much quieter than a chainsaw (100 dB).

Tempo:

Music slower than 100 beats per minute (BPM) should be used for yoga, Pilates and stretching.

Beginner step training, low impact aerobics and hip-hop classes should use music with 100-122bpm.

122-129bpm is appropriate for conditioning, advanced step, low-mid impact aerobics, dance and aquatic exercise.


Mid-High impact aerobics, trampoline and martial arts classes should use music that has 130-160bpm.


'Low' is 130bpm, and would only be acceptable for strip-aerobics. (You can use this handy free Iphone app to figure out the BPM of any song.)

Lyrics and Content:

Any song that discusses giving a woman $3000 for adult activities, is probably not appropriate. Lyrics such as "All you alcoholics, where you at?" should also be avoided. That pretty much rules out all my favorite songs.


*Yeah, not really.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The ACE GFI Test, and Other Ways to Lose Your Mind

After almost seven years of stay-at-home-motherhood. I have decided to pursue a career as a group fitness instructor. If feel like it's the perfect job for me:

1. It has flexible hours.

2. I get to wear comfortable shoes.

3. I can avoid the slow descent into madness associated with working in a cubicle.

4. I don't want gain back all the weight I have fought tooth and nail to lose.

I've been studying for the ACE group fitness instructor certification test for a few months now. I've been through the anatomy and physiology book, and I'm about 3/4 of the way through the "Fundamentals of Group Exercise."

Conclusion: This shit is bananas.

It is a huge amount of information. Not only that, apparently the test is focused on real life application of said information. Crap. I feel like I'm really just floundering, taking notes out of the book. So I've started this blog in an attempt to organize my own thoughts and try to make sense of all these gems of knowledge being hurled at my brain.

Along the way I will include some fitness goodies and healthy recipes as a reward for anyone brave enough to read through my rambling and whining. Oh, and I am a low carber, so by "healthy recipes" I mean there is going to cream cheese, lots and lots of cream cheese. Get over it.